This team isn't going anywhere.  Fast.

And you know what?  They haven't been going anywhere, for a long time.  This has got to be, given the kind of resources that have been available, the most mismanaged franchise in sports ever.  Now, keep in mind that my knowledge of sports franchise management really only goes back about 15 years, but in that period, since 1990, I'd put up this team against anyone. 

It all started in 1990, when they fired Davey Johnson.  That's when the Mets, in my era, started making decisions that had nothing to do with on the field performance whatsoever. 

Under Johnson, the Mets never finished lower than 2nd, and they won two division titles and one World Series.  That was before realignment, when you basically had to win at least 96 games to get into the playoffs.  Competitive baseball... year in, year out. 

And for that, he got canned.  Right about then, the wheels came off the track.  In came the high-priced flops:  Vince Coleman, Bobby Bo, Bret Saberhagen, Eddie Murray, etc. etc. so on and so forth.  We all know the story there.  Then, a few years later we go to the World Series on the back of a catcher and no outfield.  Oh, and the pitch before Kenny Rogers' last pitch to the Braves?  That was a ball as well.  He couldn't throw a strike with the season on the line TWICE. 

But let's talk about now.  Let's talk about how ridiculous this team is now and what really kills me--the fact that the best players aren't the ones getting the most playing time.  Its become management by politics and it drives me nuts. 

Mike Piazza is batting .243.  Remember Jason Phillips?  He's up at .287.  Now, granted with the few meaningless homeruns Mike's hit, his OPS is within a few points of Phillips, but Phillips is throwing out about 20% of the runners than run against him... and A LOT less people run against him.  Mike is tossing them out at a 10% clip, which means my grandmother has a shot on the back end of a double steal at least.  Oh, and the big difference.  Jason Phillips is making about $300k.  Piazza makes $300k a week... not just during the season... all year. 

But, he's still probably better, at least offensively, than half the catchers in the league.  The problem is, we have him batting 5th.  How about flip flopping him with David Wright, who, out of the regulars, leads the team in slugging, total bases, and is 2nd in RBI.  Plus, the guy draws walks and has a .400+ on base pct.  Well, but you can't do that, because then poor Mike and his $15 million feelings are going to get hurt.  You know what?  For $15 million, they could bat me 10th.  New York City teachers make what Mike makes in a day.  He has no right to complain if they move him in the lineup, move him to another position, or trade him to the Orioles for a bucket of baseballs.  I'm sick of watching this guy leave 5 on a night and ground out into a double play with runners in scoring position.

You know who else they're afraid to bench?  How about Tommy Glavine?  Seven guys have started games for the Mets this year.  Glavine has the 2nd worst ERA and the worst WHIP out of any of them.   After the All-Star break last year, Glavine posted a 4-7 record with a 5.06 ERA.  So, the fact that Aaron Heilman isn't a permanent fixture in this rotation, ahead of Glavine, is a joke.  But, he's Tom Glavine, so you can't send him to the bullpen.  So, we're stuck with him for as long as he wants to keep losing to the Braves.

Speaking of money pits...  How about Kaz Matsui?  First of all, and I brought this up at the time, Miguel Tejada (the Miguel Tejada that drove in 150 runs last year), is making about $12 million a year.  Matsui is making $7 million--a guy who had never batted before in the US, and for $5 million more we could have had the 2002 AL MVP.  A lot of good that extra $5 million did.  This is a guy who, when it was obvious that he couldn't play shortstop in the majors, wouldn't give in on the clause in his contract that said he could only play short.  So, we had to wait until the offseason to switch his position.  But, what's spent is spent, and now we put this yahoo out in the field just because we spent the money.  If it were up to me, I'd hand Cairo the job now and Matsui would never bat again.  Does it say in his contract that we have to play him at all?

Bat Wright 5th.  Trade Glavine, Piazza, and Matsui to anyone who will take them.  Let Heilman pitch every 5th day.  Get Rickey Henderson back...  to teach Jose Reyes the strike zone and how to draw a a walk.  (Hell, he could teach Ishii and Zambrano where the strike zone is, too.)   Health Bell should always come out of the bullpen before Manny Aybar.   

And for the love of God, please let Carlos Beltran run.  I don't care who bats behind him.  What the hell is the point of spending all this money on a 30-30 guy if you don't let him steal?  Did I mention I'd like to manage the team?

On Saturday, I'll be heading down to New Orleans for a week on a community service trip sponsored by the Fordham alumni office.

I could have probably just ended the post right then and there and you'd have a good sense of what that all means.

And actually, you'd have just as good of an idea of what that means as I do.  The reality of this trip is that contact with the place we're volunteering at has been understandably difficult, and the scope of the damage there is so great that its hard to say specifically what we'll be doing.  I mean, when a city nearly gets wiped off the map, where do you start?

Well, our group will be starting (and staying) at Project Lazarus, which is a home for people with AIDS--the first residential home in New Orleans to address the need for homeless people living with AIDS.   None of the residents have been able to move back in yet, so basically we will be restoring the home back to a livable condition to help them reopen in the next few weeks. 

I will definitely be using this blog as a fundraising mechanism for PL in the coming weeks, but I decided that I'd go down there first to be able to share the story firsthand before I do anything like that.  So, I'll be going down there with my cellphone and video camera.  I have no idea if I'll be able to e-mail any of the photos, but if I can, I'll be photoblogging while I'm down there.  Videos will come up after I've returned on the 21st, so stay tuned.  I'm sure it promises to be some really interesting and emotional footage.

Am I nervous?  Not really.  I decided to clear my head of any expectations, because I know I'm going down there with a great team and whatever we find down there, we'll do what we can to help and go through it together.

Wish us luck!

Right now, I have never been so bullish on the technology industry in my whole life.

Why?

Because, today, at 11:48AM, my dad, for the first time in his life, used call waiting... and successfully, too! 

Truly a landmark moment in the technology revolution.

Yesterday was Howard Stern's first day on Sirius, and it looks like the huge bet that Mel Karmizan made on the shock jock might have actually paid off.  With more than 2 million new subscribers at $12 a month, Stern has created a Sirius windfall.

Could any other personality have accomplished that?  Oprah might have had a similar effect, but it would be unlikely that she would ever leave TV for radio, although I do think a lot of her audience only listens to her show anyway, while cleaning, cooking, watching kids, etc.  Whatever the case, the amount of content that people find so indespensible that they are willing to pay for it after having received it for free is pretty small. 

As powerful as these content franchises are, they are as equally fragile.  Martha Stewart's company nearly went under, and remember how popular Michael Jackson once was?  OJ Simpson anyone?

Personality differentiates content, making it more valuable, but also more risky.  What would happen if Stern got caught in some kind of sex abuse trouble?  Sirius stock would sink like a stone, and Karmazin would go from genius to fool.

Still, I think we're going to find a lot more celebrity convergence as we go forward.  When the music publishers have trouble selling you CDs, they'll try to start selling you Gwen Stefani's iTunes Playlist of the Week.  How about Qwentin Tarantino's bittorrent of a movie you've never heard of of the week?  Emeril recipes and ingredients on Fresh Direct?

You want to work in a growth business?  Be a Celebrity 2.0 agent and specialize in using celeb pull to get people on new technologies.  At the same time you would be assuring celebs that their place in the ubiquitous wifi cloud in the sky is just as secure as their star on the walk of fame.  So, Scarlett Johansson, if you want to start blogging, let me know.  I'm your guy.

I'm standing on the subway again.  Rein Raus is blasting in my headphones.  There's something amusing to me about overlaying all of these Brooklyn bound commuters with their su doku, sneakers from under their desks, and their copies of the News or the Post with German industrial music. 

Bam was the word of the day today, by the way.  Whenever  something good happened, I'd turn to Kerri and day bam.  Bam!  I even texted her bam after a good lunch on the way back to the office.  I'm sure she thinks I'm nuts.

Evanecense is on now... Perhaps Rammstein could use some female vocals, too.

By the way, why isn't mining automated?  Its 2006, and yet we still send people deep into the earth to pull rocks out of it.  Seems like something that should be done with robots.  Build some robots and give all these guys jobs running the robots via remote control from the surface.

First impressions are tough because you always think of them as "only" impressions.  I see it with entrepreneurs.  Some entrepreneurs are confident that you've done your homework and that you'll  follow up with questions, but others try to squeeze every single tidbit of info into a meeting that its a little bit overwhelming.  I used to be that way on dates.  I thought that if I could just tell my whole story, they'd like me, but getting the whole story in is hard.  "Wait...did did I tell you I mentor students?  I play dodgeball, and marzapan...  I like marzapan, oh oh, and I go to the philharmonic, too.  Did I mention that?"   I'm sure going out with me must have been like drinking from a firehose.  You live and learn.

I'm really warm in this fleece, but with the iPod, its just too complicated to take off right now.  I bit my tongue yesterday and it still feels weird.  Its amazing that doesn't happen more often.

So in the last three days, I found out that two of my ex's are getting married.  Actually, one is already married.  This year is going to be my five year college reunion...  I guess that kind of thing is going to come up a lot in 2006.

SANY0008, originally uploaded by ceonyc.

Fred found himself in reception this afternoon.

Amen, sister...

Link: ::HorsePigCow:: life uncommon: Maryam, there are plenty more reasons to date geeks....

Is this the Chinese Delicious?   I had some referrer traffic from here and it looks like you tag and comment pages on it.

Or, it could be vertical search for fish.

My manderin is a bit rusty.

Link: 网络书签首页_免费的网络书签、网络收藏夹服务 - YouNote.com.

Matt Blumberg reminded me of something I noticed the other day.

The Downtown Boathouse at Pier 26 is gone. 

Both Pier 26 and 25 are being demolished as part of a staged plan to renovate all of Hudson River Park and we knew it was coming.  We got evicted in October, but we also moved to the new Clinton Cove Boathouse at Pier 96 and also to the south end of Pier 40.  Still, the boathouse at Pier 26 had a lot of charm and a lot of memories, so its really sad to see that its finally gone.

I biked over there this morning before work.  Its all fenced in, so I couldn't get closer, but I may go back again and ask the construction guys if I can get a closer look.

Here's the before (from '04) and after.  Also gone is the River Project building (the brown one.)

Hopefully, we'll be back in a couple of years, but there's no guarantee.  Still, I'm sure the local community will come together and be supportive when its time for us to fill out the RFP for the new pier.

From my buddy Ryan...

There is a Chinese story of a farmer who used an old horse to till his fields. One day, the horse escaped into the hills and when the farmer's neighbors sympathized with the old man over his bad luck, the farmer replied, "Bad luck? Good luck? Who knows?" A week later, the horse returned with a herd of horses from the hills and this time the neighbors congratulated the farmer on his good luck. His reply was, "Good luck? Bad luck? Who knows?"

Then, when the farmer's son was attempting to tame one of the wild horses, he fell off its back and broke his leg. Everyone thought this very bad luck. Not the farmer, whose only reaction was, "Bad luck? Good luck? Who knows?"

Some weeks later, the army marched into the village and conscripted every able-bodied youth they found there. When they saw the farmer's son with his broken leg, they let him off. Now was that good luck or bad luck?

Who knows?

Unfortunately, I had to close my buddy list about a week or so ago, because I was getting too many spam IMs.  It was particularly annoying, because I forward my IMs to my phone when I go idle.  So now, only people who are already on my buddy list can IM me.  Everyone else sees me as offline.

I don't want it set up that way, but I'm also tired of these "There are 424 singles looking for sex in your area right now" messages and I certainly don't want them on my phone.

First off, I'm sure there are more than that...  that's probably an undercount.

Secondly, the screenames that these messages come from are obviously fake.  They come from lvrgirl32144153153 or sxybtch1341431251.  These are not screennames that real humans have.

Whatever the signup process is for instant messager accounts is at AOL (could be Yahoo!, too... I was using Trillian), its not blocking spammers well at all.  If some product manager over there wants to shed some light on this, I'd love to hear what they're doing to fix this, so I can open up my IMs to the world of real humans again. 

Otherwise, if you'd like to chat, just put your screenames on the footer of your e-mails and I'm happy to add you.

Easy.    I deleted 2800 of them.  Silly blogosphere.  What did you think I was going to say?

Want more detail?

I've blogged before about the stupidity of inbox limits, but most people face them so a lot of people are nearing the need to declare e-mail bankruptcy.   (That's what happens when you just delete your whole inbox and start over.)  I was almost one of those people, until I got serious about cleaning up my inbox over the holiday break.

A lot of people use Getting Things Done and I don't know if my little system corresponds to it at all, but this is what worked for me using Outlook.

1. Download Google Desktop. Next to Firefox, his is probably my most indispensable desktop app and that goes above IM and a feedreader.  I never have to worry about accidentally deleting an e-mail or losing it, because its all indexed and cached. 
2. Attachments.  Attachments are the devil.  Sort your inbox by size and pull them out of e-mails.  Put them in a place that gets indexed.  If you save them in your inbox because you feel like you need them at home, either save them to your desktop or use Foldershare to sync between home and work.
3. Sort by person. This is the easiest way to delete large quantities of unwanted mail, including daily newsletters, evites, blog comment notifications, etc.   It was really easy to go through the list and pull out things I didn't need, like back and forth threads with our IT guy about the computer slowness I experienced back in April.  There were also threads with entrepreneurs on deals we had passed on that I got rid off...  I knew that if I really needed to get those back, they were all indexed with Google Desktop.
4. Cover your butt stuff.  When you're done eliminating all of the obvious trash, take the obvious archive stuff and make a rule out of it.  For us, its portfolio companies and for your firm, it might be clients.  Create a rule that says that anytime e-mail comes from your contacts at a company, it gets copied to an offline folder with the name of that company or client.  Run that for all your previous mails and enable it for mail going forward.  This separates communication from storage.  So, if an entreprenuer sends me quarterly financials, I know I can grab the attachment and delete the e-mail, b/c there's always an archived copy offline tucked neatly in a folder labeled with that company name.  This is good in case you get sued.  :)
5. Now we're onto categories.  I've created categories for my mail that is labeled with numbers that organizes the order that things appear in my inbox because that's the way I have my inbox sorted.  So, I have a category called "3 - Action Item" which appears above "2 - Deals to log" and that appears above "1 - Waiting to hear back".   Whatever you name your categories, design them in such a way that they are self deleting.  In other words, the "2- Deals to log" category contains e-mails that shouldn't really sit for more than 24 hours.  They need to be logged, the relevant info needs to be categorized in our database, and then they need to get deleted.   Here are my categories:
• 3 - Action Items  - Stuff that needs to get done... its what I look to first when I come in and try to mentally organize my day.  This is also where I keep my personal to dos.  I created a rule that says if I e-mail myself, it gets categorized as an action item.
• 2 - Waiting - Means I've e-mailed someone that I really want a response back from soon.
• 2 - Deals - These deals need to be logged.
• 1 - USV Conversation - See below
• 0 - Networking - These are e-mails I'm keeping for one week just to hold onto them long enough to put them into my "keep in touch" process.  They are from people that I don't need to get back to, but probably want to stay in touch with in the future.  I'll turn them into calendar reminders depending on how often I want to ping them.  This can be done once a week.
• 0 - Save - These are e-mails that have important info in them that need to be kept on our file server, not in my inbox. Since I set Google Desktop to  crawl our file server as well, I know I won't lose the info here, but regardless, its best filed somewhere else.  This includes new wire instructions from LPs (there's a file for that) IDs and Passwords  to data services (file for that, too), and important stuff from lawyers.
6. Colleague conversations. Brad, Fred, and to some extent Kerri and I e-mail each other in Reply Alls all day.   This is almost more like a chat room than it is e-mail, and so it needs to be separated.  So, I created a rule that categorizes any e-mail from any one of them as "1 - USV Conversation".  This is mostly a staging area, because what goes on there is mostly either deals to log or things for me to do.

And that's it...     I think the main thing is thinking of every e-mail as an e-mail that requires me to do something or a kind of e-mail that should get automatically saved by the system somewhere else because its from a client, colleague, etc.  This is most of my mail and with Google Desktop, I can even afford to make a mistake.

That's working for me so far...     if anyone else has any good tips, let me know.  One problem I found is that I can't use categories on my Win Mobile 5 version of Outlook, so I can only sort and organize when I'm at the laptop.

Goddamn it.   Why is everyone so down on Jae Seo?  We got one halfway decent righty out of the bullpen and a scrub who had a 5+ ERA last year for someone that went 8-2 2.59...  Maybe he had leprocy and I just didn't notice.  If he did, then this was a good trade. 

Link: ESPN.com - MLB - Seo headed to L.A. as Dodgers, Mets swap pitchers.

LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles Dodgers, in search of starting pitching, acquired right-hander Jae Seo and left-handed reliever Tim Hamulack from the New York Mets on Wednesday for right-handed relievers Duaner Sanchez and Steve Schmoll.

Seo, a 28-year-old South Korean, made 14 starts for the Mets last season, going 8-2 with a 2.59 ERA. He walked 16 and struck out 59 in 90 1/3 innings. He also spent time with Triple-A Norfolk.

Lots of money went into, was made, (and lost) around network management tools.  Now, if the web is the platform, what should the network management tools look like around the interconnects, like APIs?   This question was posed to me over IM and I'd be interested in hearing feedback.

[15:14] <Nobody>: here's a stupid question... have you heard of any companies that specialize in api tools... i mean... we have tons of tools for rss... but where are all of the api companies?
[15:16] Ceo21: Well, what exactly do you want to do with an API?   Do you want something that sits between you and the API telling you what it does, manipulating it for you, kind of like Dreamweaver for HTML?
[15:16] *** Auto-response from <Nobody>: here, coding. 
[15:18] <Nobody>: well i mean... most companies have an api that allows another user to leverage their system (im thinking mashups on this one).... but they are all non commercial APIs... where is the company that will specialize in outsourced APIs... it isnt a company's main focus... why doesn't somoene create a reporting/payment gateway, and allow companies to build into it, to help them monetize their systems (or even a google appliance type of deal, where you plug in a server on your rack and it starts working)?
[15:19] Ceo21: API middleware
[15:19] Ceo21: or rather
[15:20] Ceo21: API management tools
[15:20] <Nobody>: exactly, it isn't a main product or anything, but it is something that can open up their system if they let people get creative with it
[15:20] Ceo21: Are APIs written similarly enough that you could have a one size fits all tool that works with a basic set of management tools?
[15:22] <Nobody>: I think so
[15:23] Ceo21: Perhaps I should go on a fishing trip and blog this...  do you mind if I post this w/o your sn?
[15:23] <Nobody>: I don't think a company would want to be bothered with billing customers for their APIs as well; seems like another distraction.
[15:23] Ceo21: We'll see if anyone comes up with ideas or leads...
[15:25] <Nobody>: I haven't seen anything similar, i've been looking for the past month or so, i may have to see what goes on at mashup camp
[15:25] Ceo21: Mind if I post it?
[15:27] <Nobody>: Not at all...

Now that I think of this, its a little bit like the Feedburner of APIs.  What would be the challenges here?  Anyone thinking about anything similar?

NY Tech Meetup at Eyebeam, originally uploaded by ceonyc.

Waiting to start... This is a great space. Its where we had Sessions. Check out eyebeam.org.

Update:  re:Plaxo:  A lot of my contacts have updated their info via Plaxo, including several people who had moved offices, changed phone numbers, etc.  I never would have found this out otherwise.  Two people got annoyed by it, and four people complimented my attempt at humor.  Some just ignored it.  Apoligies to anyone who was inconvenienced by the mailing, but it really helped me out a lot.  Here's the rest of the post:

I probably have one of the highest success rates out there when it comes to getting people to connect to me on LinkedIn.

I do pretty well on Plaxo, too.

The secret?

Humor people.

Both services have some pretty bland stock invitations and very few people ever take the time to change them.  That's why they annoy people and people call them spam. 

But, I really find them useful, so instead, I set out to try and give people a free laugh in exchange for filling out the little form or agreeing to be a contact. 

Here's my LinkedIn invite:

I'm using LinkedIn to keep in touch with my professional network. Because you're a PERSON, I'm going to take two seconds to write a mildly creative and entertaining invitation, even though you know what this whole thing is about and any text is probably unnecessary.

So link to me, and then I'll troll your network for opportunities, contacts, dates, etc... all the while getting your permission at every step. Pretty soon, your network will realize that I'm a far more interesting person than you are, and one by one, they'll probably unlink you. You'll wind up alone in a bar somewhere, and probably wind up in a fight.  Several haymakers and a black eye later, you'll wonder where all your friends went and you'll only have yourself, Reid Hoffman, Sequoia and Greylock to blame. :)

Of course, I'm joking...

Obviously, you can't blame the VC's.

- Charlie

And here's my Plaxo invite that I just sent out:

Subject: How Plaxo is like one of those college kids getting you to sign a Greenpeace petition on the street

<Your name>,

Some people think Plaxo is spam.  Just like one of those Greenpeace kids, it usually comes at an inopportune time and its mildly annoying.

However, that doesn't mean Greenpeace isn't a good cause.  In the same way, joining a network that solves your contact info and address book problems once and for all isn't such a bad thing either, even if its methods are slightly annoying.

So, once a year, I'll use Plaxo to ask for updates.  Its selfish.  I want you to type it in because I don't want to do it myself.  Can you blame me?

If you are already on Plaxo, this won't affect you, because I'll always have your latest info and you won't need to do anything.  If you're not, you'll have to do the following decide whether or not I'm the kind of guy you want to have your info.  Then, you'll have to manually type out your info when you have a free moment, which is probably never, or politely ignore this e-mail at the risk that it hits your inbox limit.  Isn't it easier just to join?

I'll put my Plaxo and LinkedIn acceptance rates against anyone with these babies. 

"They're gold, Jerry!   Gold!"

I don't drink coffee, but this is interesting nonetheless.

Link: How is coffee decaffeinated?.

Heather, who went to the Superhero's Ball as a our defense against the forces of evil bunnies, had some thought provoking words on her blog tonight:

"It's easy to love being in love, and when you're fresh out of it, you definitely feel an emptiness where something once was. But I know better than to seek it out from the past. One of the greatest pieces of wisdom a woman can have in dealing with a man is to know that you cannot change him. And you should not. The only harmless woman influence is to help him dress better. And of course if he's a good one, he will learn from you and you will learn from him to both be better. But never ever push against a man's nature. If you don't like him, or your situation with him, as is, don't bother liking him at all. If he'll ever change, let him do on his own time, and out of his own volition."

Link: AOL News - 'Old School' Actor Cranshaw Dies at 86.

They say you're not supposed to make this list too long, but I'd rather be ambitious, try a bunch, and then *hopefully* be able to say I accomplished at least a handful of them by the end.

So, here goes:

1. I will see my parents in person at least once a week.  This shouldn't be hard to do since they're in the neighborhood, but sometimes its easy to take that for granted.
2. I will try to organize my life around several small groups of friends.  Evites with 150 people on them do not constitute friendship and, too many times, I've tried to "merge the worlds" by inviting everybody to everything for the sake of my own convenience.  I want to pick out like three or four groups that I really want to see more regularly and try and plan something with a natural set of people that makes sense.
3. I will begin to code.  Its kind of frustrating to have all these ideas never be able to even begin attempt any of them, so I just bought myself "MySQL+PHP for Dummies."
4. I will go to church twice a month.  This is as much for my interest in participating in my local community as it is anything else.  Every Sunday not only isn't practical for me, its not something I feel like I want.  Its just that I'd like to have a stronger bond with my community and, to some extent, I do miss the whole idea of a spiritual community that I had when I was at Fordham.
5. I will learn about my local government.  I'm going to look up my Community Board, go to some meetings, maybe even blog about local Bay Ridge issues. 
6. I will be more empathetic.  Sometimes, I can be a bit of an emotional bull in a china shop, and so I think one thing I can work on this year is to try and think about others first in terms of my reaction and interaction with them.
7. I will go to bed earlier and wake up earlier.  New bedtime: 12:30AM.  Wakeup time: 7AM.
8. I will make more of an explicit effort to learn from those more experienced than me. I've been very lucky to work with some great people, and I've always preached a more active approach to one's network, but there are definitely a few people whose brains and experience I need to pick over a little more.
9. I will keep my inbox empty and better organize my contacts.  Last week, I spent two full days taking my inbox down from 3000 down to about 300.  Most of the 300 are organized by action items, like "deals" which get logged, reviewed and deleted (i.e. they go away) or "save" which means the info in that e-mail is supposed to go somewhere better than my inbox.
10. I will cook more and broaden my recipe base. I need to pick out like 30 recipes or so to put into a little bit of a rotation and have the ingredients always on hand.  I think I got a little lazy in the past year in terms of going out to eat, and spending more than I wanted to for food that isn't as good as I can make it.