I do hate celebrity culture, but... too funny a quote to pass up...

Superficial, on the Olson twins:

"Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen showed up to Paris Fashion Week a couple
weeks ago looking like the Children of the Corn. Are they even trying
to look like people anymore? I know Parisians take their fashion
seriously, so I'm a little surprised nobody took them out back and beat
them to death with croissants."