The Smartest Little Girl in the Class

A first grade teacher in New York explains to her class that she is a
Yankees fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankee

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't

raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Yankee's fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked , asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankee's
fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Met's fan , and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you a Mets'

"Because my mom is a Mets' fan, and my dad is Mets' fan, so I'm a
Mets' fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason
you to be a Mets' fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"

"Then ," Janie smiled, "We'd be Yankee fans."