Revenge of the Geezers

Tom Glavine is 4-2, with a 1.94 ERA.  He's sending guys down on strikes at a clip of almost 8 per game, even though his career average is a little more than 5.

Greg Maddux is 5-1 with a 2.35 ERA and a WHIP just over one.

Kenny Rogers?  4-2 with a 2.59 ERA and a WHIP of .98.  I still hate the bastard for ending the Braves series.  (The pitch before was a ball, too...  )

What year is this again?  1995?

Maybe when I retire from venture capital, I'll start pitching in the majors.