Carla Allocca is getting married.

Carla Allocca is getting married. Carla and I dated in the eighth grade. We were thirteen. Clinton had just been elected and the S&P 500 was at 422. The Nasdaq? 634. Google did not exist, and Jay Leno replaced Carson. The Real World made its debut. The Mets would trade David Cone to the Jays for Jeff Kent and Ryan Thompson. It feels like yesterday. Bizzare.

They're going to start dropping like flies now. Rachel and Vanessa will probably be next, although I'm pretty sure at this point I won't be invited to those weddings. Who else? Ryan maybe? Jen Bailey?