Mullet Chat

Path 101 conversation on Chatterous this morning...  Jen, Alex and I were all in the office, and Hilary was working remotely today.  Tell me we're not a fun bunch to work with...

 

[ 10/23/08 11:09 ] alex lines says:

whoah, business mullett

[ 10/23/08 11:09 ] alex lines says:

in the wild!

[ 10/23/08 11:10 ] Hilary says:

photo?

[ 10/23/08 11:10 ] alex lines says:

hmm, if he comes back by I'll try to snap one but it could be dangerous

[ 10/23/08 11:11 ] Hilary says:

heh

[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] Jen Oslislo says:

what does one do if a mullet is provoked into attack?

[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] alex lines says:

judicious use of scissors can sometimes work

[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] ceonyc says:

Don't run

[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] ceonyc says:

they can smell fear

[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] ceonyc says:

lie still

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:

climb a tree?

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:

ah

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:

Are you kidding?

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] alex lines says:

or start playing "I'm proud to be an american" and they'll be forced to stand still and salute as you make your getaway

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:

Mullets can climb trees!

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:

They're expert climbers.

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:

haha

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:

can they swim?

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Hilary says:

hehe

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] alex lines says:

definitely not

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:

And they "fly", too... like squirrels

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:

that's what that tail is for

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:

used as a glider

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] alex lines says:

though they are borne along the top of the water on an oily slick

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] Jen Oslislo says:

you'd think it would act as a rudder in water

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:

Yes, but they're not bouyant.

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:

Sink straight to the bottom

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:

like your ID card in the toilet.

[ 10/23/08 11:15 ] Jen Oslislo says:

do they also have an innate fear of urine?

[ 10/23/08 11:15 ] alex lines says:

it's territorial

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Jen Oslislo says:

interesting

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Jen Oslislo says:

so charlie... do you shave your head to hide your true mullet nature?

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] ceonyc says:

No, my mullet ran off with another woman.

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] alex lines says:

that's what I was wondering. maybe charlie's hair only grows in one shape

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Hilary says:

I think we've all been wanting to ask that question.

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Jen Oslislo says:

hahaha

[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] alex lines says:

did it run off on her head?

[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] Jen Oslislo says:

if a mullet bites you, do you grow one yourself?

[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] ceonyc says:

Yes

[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] ceonyc says:

You can only kill it with Holy Water

[ 10/23/08 11:18 ] alex lines says:

from a hairdresser's spray bottle

[ 10/23/08 11:18 ] ceonyc says:

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] Hilary says:

This whole conversation just gave me a vivid flashback to this show I saw once as a kid - Hell Toupee: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0511100/

[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] alex lines says:

oh it was an amazing story

[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] alex lines says:

i remember those

[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] ceonyc says:

"That story is amazing!"

[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] alex lines says:

very touching

[ 10/23/08 11:20 ] ceonyc says:

IMDB User Comments: Guilty Pleasure

[ 10/23/08 11:21 ] Hilary says:

There must be a killer mullet movie somewhere.

[ 10/23/08 11:21 ] Jen Oslislo says:

if not, yet another potential revenue stream for path101

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] Jen Oslislo says:

we could just film alex trying to photograph the mullet

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] ceonyc says:

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg

 

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] ceonyc says:

Best. Mullet. Ever.

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] alex lines says:

one of my favorites

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] Jen Oslislo says:

that is a beaut

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] alex lines says:

mccain supporter

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] Hilary says:

And the shorts... wow.

[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] ceonyc says:

Actually, it's one of Sarah Palin's kids.

[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] ceonyc says:

Mullet Palin

[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] alex lines says:

don't you mean jorts

[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] Hilary says:

haha

[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] ceonyc says:

Great accidental product placement for safecraft.com

[ 10/23/08 11:24 ] ceonyc says:

Safecraft Safety Equipment is used by most of the top professionals in Motorsports, Automotive, Aviation, Marine and other demanding industries.

[ 10/23/08 11:24 ] Jen Oslislo says:

i can't stop looking at it

[ 10/23/08 11:24 ] ceonyc says:

Saw that one coming.

[ 10/23/08 11:28 ] alex lines says:

yep, that's him, businessmullet. http://www.mulletsgalore.com/classifications/01/