Sitepal avatars pitching Russian brides... another creative marketing usage

And you thought I was kidding.

I think we should have a contest... what is the most bizzare *legal* service you could sell with a Sitepal avatar.

I have to admit, this site is slightly compelling if for nothing else than the fact that Russian accents are sexy.  I think it's a James Bond thing...    

"She loves me... she stabs me in the leg with a poison tipped shoe-knife... she loves me... she stabs me in the leg with a poison tipped shoe-knife."

We've got a money back guarantee on these characters, so I'd like to issue a challenge for someone to come up with a product a Sitepal can't help sell...