Its all clear to me now.
All the recent news about the dangers of MySpace?
Its all arch-conservative propoganda spread by the very company that owns it, News Corp.
Who better positioned to own a web property popular among kids than the very same media company that the most conservative parents get their news from?
Now every parent in America is telling their kids not to go on MySpace because its dangerous and full of sex.
Thanks mom... what was that site again? My... Space... dot... com. Ok, got it. I'll never go on it. Never ever. ;)
Clearly, the man has children.