Right phone, wrong OS

So, I've been eyeing the new LG phone that Verizon is selling, the "V".  Here's a question.  Why the heck would you make a phone that has a QWERTY keyboard if it wasn't a smartphone?

I'd love to find a way to get Windows Mobile on this phone, or at least Microsoft Word and Outlook, because I love the form factor.  It's great because it looks and acts like a real phone on the outside, with real numeric buttons and such, but then flips open for advanced usage. 

Is there any way to hack this?