Ugh... I'll just start cleaning up my spot in reception now and get that Indeed job search up and running. I concede.
No, but seriously... Someone should hire this guy.
"Hi everyone, just a quick note to let you know those of you I don't
know personally that I've decided against continuing towards a PhD and
am looking for a new full-time position.
Ideally, I'm thinking an Associate spot at a fund, or a strategy role in www/media/tech, but I'm open to interesting ideas."