Ugh...  I'll just start cleaning up my spot in reception now and get that Indeed job search up and running.  I concede.

No, but seriously...    Someone should hire this guy.

Link: Bubblegeneration - Evil Corporations Only.

"Hi everyone, just a quick note to let you know those of you I don't
know personally that I've decided against continuing towards a PhD and
am looking for a new full-time position.

Ideally, I'm thinking an Associate spot at a fund, or a strategy role in www/media/tech, but I'm open to interesting ideas."