In the interest of full disclosure, here are the results of my trip to the doctor last Friday. This way, you can all rest comfortably knowing that there is little chance of this blog prematurely ending because I'm not taking care of myself.
Blood pressure: 110/70
Cholesterol: 130 HDL/LDL: 48/73
Blood Count: Normal
So, apparently, I'm well on pace to make it to my Deathclock.com determined age of almost 86. I'll be sure to keep you posted on how that goes. In fact, at my current rate of .71 posts a day, I have 15,744 more posts left.