Difference between steroids and breast implants?

• Both make a person look fake
• Both provide a physical advantage in the entertainment industry
• Both are tied to serious medical side effects
• Both are influencing younger and younger kids to have unhealthy self-images and seek out enhancement
• Both don't really fool anyone

But only one is the subject of a witch hunt at the moment.  Can we get George Mitchell to investigate Hollywood and the modeling industry to find out who's cheating?

And please, no jokes about stiff penalties.

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